"Scary" Biker Dude Tries To Cut In Line At Gas Station, Gets Reality Checked

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Aug 22, 2021 9:00 AM EDT

People have a terrible tendency of getting inconsolably irrational at gas stations. Redditor u/indiejonesRL posted one such story on r/PettyRevenge, detailing a trip to a busy gas station in which a "scary" biker dude tried to skip the line. Now, normally, this Redditor says he wouldn't have interfered, but apparently, there's no greater motivator for potentially risky behavior than a car of attractive women. When OP told the biker dude he had skipped the line and was told rudely to mind his own business, he devised a simple but effective plan: threaten to hit the guy's bike with his Nissan Altima until the guy drove off, leaving the car full of girls to get their car filled up just that much more quickly. OP did a couple of great things here, standing up for some strangers when it wasn't necessary and making himself feel pretty cool in the process.

For another recent tale of petty revenge check out the time that a truck vandalized a mailbox, so some engineering students crafted nothing short of a superhero mailbox.

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/indiejonesRL • 5h S 1 1 Stopped a guy from cutting the gas station line This happened about fifteen years ago. It was at a time when gas was really expensive and this one particular station was the cheapest in town, so the line to get gas was at least five cars deep for each pump. So everyone was waiting quite a while to get their gas. The way this station was set up, they had very specific signage and directions for everyone to pull up to the gas pump. The pump I
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    Font - So I finally get up to the pump and start pumping my gas, minding my own business. I notice a car of attractive girls behind me (I like to think I would've done what I was about to do regardless of their looks, but let's be honest, I was probably motivated by my desire to impress a car full of cute girls). Behind them are probably three or four more cars, waiting their turn. Suddenly, a guy pulls up on a Harley, entering the pump from the wrong direction. He's a tough looking dude. Pictur
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    Font - The cute girls in the car look at me and point at him as if to say "are you gonna do something about that?" | look at the scary biker dude, then back at the cute girls, then back at the scary biker dude. Then back at the cute girls again. Then I take a big gulp and deep breath. I turn to the biker and timidly say, "they were here first" gesturing at the girls and the line of cars behind them. "So?" replies the scary biker man of few words. "So they were waiting, you're coming in the wrong
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    Font - Then I got quiet and just finished pumping my gas and devised a plan. While the biker guy wasn't looking, I went around the back of my car and motioned to the girls with a "come hither" gesture. They got the hint and started to pull their car closer to mine. There was enough room that I could've just pulled around the bike and he would've just slipped right up to the pump before the girls could. I'm sure he was counting on that. It would've been the most natural way for me to leave. Inste
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    Font - "Back up!" I yelled out the window as I honked my horn. At this point I saw the station attendant on the phone, presumably calling someone for back up in case things went bad here. In hindsight I feel bad for putting them in that position. But it worked out. So as I encroach on this guy's Harley's purple circle, he continues screaming at me, but starts backing up. As he backs up, the cute girls pull their car right up into the space at the pump. Dude on the bike swears at me and yells som
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